What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Anti Joke

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