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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

Do you play piano? No

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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