- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Straight men can be bronies.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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