- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Penis

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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