Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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to get to the other side.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Compton

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"33"

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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