so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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