Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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