What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

raping black women

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

U mad?

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

knock knock get lost!

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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