- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Abortion

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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