What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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No, Trinidad.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Dylan is a person

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a man is running away

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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E= McVagina

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Jersey Shore

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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