Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Women's rights

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Compton

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Religion.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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