- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Doorbell salesman.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

A midget walks under a bar

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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