- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A homosexual walks into a church

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

politically correct!

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Anti Joke

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