- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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