My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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