Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Your mom is fat

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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