- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Once upon a time, The end.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Your mom.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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