- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

say cheese

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Whats white and sticky fluff

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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