- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Black...

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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