- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A women's opinion.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

A Jew! Bless you.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Tell you something funny.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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