A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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