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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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