What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Take this and put it- No.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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