What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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