Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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2 + 2 = fish

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Anti Joke

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