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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

brock has small hands for a small job

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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