Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What's 9+10? 19

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Butt Sex.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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