- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Dogs

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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