- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Bean.

knock knock get lost!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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