A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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2 Penises

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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