Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Are you Drew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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modern love

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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