Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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