- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

one day i went to bed

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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