Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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