Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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mc hammers income.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Flop dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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