- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Dogs

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Catholicism.

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