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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what do u call a black person by his name

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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