Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Knock knock Come in

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

These Jokes suck.

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