jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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