why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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ugh good riddance

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Your time.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I killed someone today. :D

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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