- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

i like pie.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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