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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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