- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

A: B: No pun intended.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

whats a dick a dick

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