I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

you know whats funny the letter Q

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

elen degeneres is straight....

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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