O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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