- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Dogs in my home.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

knock knock Come in!!!

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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