what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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womens rights to vote

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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So. The gays. ...

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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