jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Hearpin my durp

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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