why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Women's Rights.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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