Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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