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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Whats funnier than 24.....25

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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