How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

hiya

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

why am I writing this...im bored

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

your mum

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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